ARGGGG I NEED A BETTER GRAPHIC CARD, MY GRAPHIC CARD SUCKS BIG TIME!
I NEED A GPS TOO! LOL
ok, no food reviews for today but heres some jokes.
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
Tell me if this cat isnt funny??
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Anyway MY DAD IS CUTE!
Today, when he came home from outside,
he brought a new camera to me and said : ''$300 only, I'll sell it to you. ''
I went to take out my new camera which was given by two friends on my birthday.
Mint : SEE, I've got a new camera already, I'll sell you mine at $350(Jokingly).
Dad : how many megapixel? I'll sell you this brand new one at only 300!!
Mint : I forgot, let me check... btw how many megapixel is yours?
Dad : 12MEGAPIXEL LEH! (while he points at the box that states 12 megapixel)
Mint : Apparentely, mine is 12.1 megapixel LEH! $350NETT...!
Dad : CHEY! (turns around and walks away)
LOL!!! but when his serious, his scary! trust me =D
-â™ Etched with a kiss*
I NEED A GPS TOO! LOL
ok, no food reviews for today but heres some jokes.
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
Tell me if this cat isnt funny??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anyway MY DAD IS CUTE!
Today, when he came home from outside,
he brought a new camera to me and said : ''$300 only, I'll sell it to you. ''
I went to take out my new camera which was given by two friends on my birthday.
Mint : SEE, I've got a new camera already, I'll sell you mine at $350(Jokingly).
Dad : how many megapixel? I'll sell you this brand new one at only 300!!
Mint : I forgot, let me check... btw how many megapixel is yours?
Dad : 12MEGAPIXEL LEH! (while he points at the box that states 12 megapixel)
Mint : Apparentely, mine is 12.1 megapixel LEH! $350NETT...!
Dad : CHEY! (turns around and walks away)
LOL!!! but when his serious, his scary! trust me =D
-â™ Etched with a kiss*
posted by Mint Li at
5:50:00 PM
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